Archive - Sacha

I Mechanical-Turk'd a Sex Machine

Holding a dildo on a stick and praying to god that she come

Nov 29, 2025 • SexMoneyArt

I'm buying a castle

To use it for porno

Nov 26, 2025 • SexMoneyArt

ULTIMATE EROS 3: An End To Fuckening

With love to Chuck Tingle

Nov 22, 2025 • SexMoneyArt

If you're not the CEO you're nothing

And other human social approximations

Nov 19, 2025 • SexMoneyArt

only 38 shopping days until christmas

I fucking love presents.

Nov 18, 2025 • SexMoneyArt

Instead of Gratitude Meditation Consider Seething

“Psychologically unhealthy people, eg you and everyone you know, don’t have desires, at least not in the normal sense.

Nov 16, 2025 • SexMoneyArt

Contra "Rubber Souls" on creating a slave species

Though I actually also think we should

Nov 15, 2025 • SexMoneyArt

My chillest breakup

Mutual enthusiasm about my penis is not a relationship

Nov 14, 2025 • SexMoneyArt

Misery as catalyst

Evolution didn't build us to be happy

Nov 14, 2025 • SexMoneyArt

Personhood as Republic

Sometimes you're literally revolting

Nov 12, 2025 • SexMoneyArt

Twenty-seven years at Macy's

The clarity of the yoke

Nov 12, 2025 • SexMoneyArt

literally have you ever tried sucking an egg

Nov 10, 2025 • SexMoneyArt

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